Taco Bell Giveaway a Dinger When the Rockies score seven runs, you can score four tacos for a buck. So make a run for the border. By Adam Cayton-Holland Published: May 15, 2008 
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I wanted to get above thirty. Thirty sounded respectable: the number of days in June, the number of minutes it's safe to stare at Rachael Ray before your head explodes. Thirty would be an accomplishment, something I could brag to people about and they'd stare back at me, impressed, and think, "Well, hot tamale, thirty
is a lot of tacos!" But I was only able to acquire 28 Taco Bell tacos in my two-hour quest last week, and I openly acknowledge that my efforts were lackluster. And the sad thing is, I have nobody to blame but myself.
Perhaps the only good thing the Colorado Rockies have done this year is inspire this promotion: If our boys of summer score seven or more runs in a single game, from 4 to 6 p.m. the following day you can purchase four Taco Bell tacos for one dollar. Seven runs. Four tacos. One buck. Drew Goodman and George Frazier nearly fall all over themselves every time they point out this monumental taco-tunity, exaggeratedly playing up the deal, I imagine, as a tongue-in-cheek fuck-you to whatever junior producer made them hype it in the first place. But I, for one, love the offer. And not because I like Taco Bell tacos. I just hate fat people. So any time an offer comes along that encourages the cellulitic titans of our bloated nation to continue gorging merrily along their Cheeto path, I get behind it wholeheartedly, offering up my power outlets to the orcas so that they may faster charge their motorized carts.
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