Oh I know I could never work for a newspaper.

But in my defense right now I have allergy pink eye REALLY bad. My vision is blurred very badly. But I am sure I will get many more misspells and I use firefox that checks it as I type. But with the internet I think if I was writing something to be published in a paper I would check it to be sure. So I know for sure I couldn't make a living at it. It would take me too long going over everything, especially if I knew I was being paid to get it right.
They did get it right later in the story though.