Column: Hungry for Food Network
Daily Eastern News

I am a gigantic fan of television. I believe books are irrelevant because everything one needs to learn can be from his couch projected at him in high definition.

Need to know about history? Well, you have the History Channel. Need to know about science? Discovery Channel. Need to watch people without morals or shame so you can feel better about your life? Turn the channel to VH1.

After careful deliberation I have come to a conclusion - the Food Network is the best channel of all time. Let's break it down.... MORE: Hungry for Food Network