Too many cooks ...
By Jeff Mullin, Commentary
Hi and welcome to my new cooking show.
Hey, it’s getting so everyone has a cooking show these days. I figure if Rachael Ray, Emeril Lagasse, Alton Brown, Sandra Lee, Paula Deen, Wolfgang Puck, those “Iron Chef” guys and Tyler Florence can do it, I can do it.
Heck there’s even a naked chef, Jamie Oliver. I will, however, keep my clothes on. There’s no sense making everybody sick before they even taste my food.
I could be like Martha Stewart, without the rap sheet and prison tattoos.
My recipes will be simple. My show could be called “Cooking for Dummies,” subtitled “It takes one to know one.”
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Now I do find this article funny. Maybe the food network should sign him up.