Scientists have discovered a mathematical formula for the perfect cheese sandwiches

[Food Network Fan]

Most of us are happy to slap two pieces of bread together with a few slices of cheddar and, if we're lucky, a squirt of salad cream to make a good cheese sarnie.


But it seems the process may have just become a bit more complicated than that.
Not content with their usual figures and algebra, scientists have discovered a mathematical formula for creating the perfect cheese sandwich.


The formula:


W [1 + ((bd)/6.5)) - s + ((m-2c)/2) + ((v+p)/7t)] (100 + l/100)

W = the thickness of Cheddar in millimetres
B = The thickness of the bread
D = The dough flavour modifier
S = The thickness of margarine or butter
M = The thickness of mayonnaise
C = The creaminess modifier
V = The thickness of tomato
P = The depth of pickle
T = The tanginess modifier
I = The thickness of the lettuce layer

Scientists discover a new mathematical formula...for the perfect cheese sandwich | Mail Online

[ibcheft]

there ain't no bacon on that, it can't be perfect without bacon. If you have lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese, there has to be bacon. Now their formula is wrong, someone missed the bacon.