Get Scratched by Aunt Sandy

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Sandra Lee is hoping that you're itchin' to get a scratch from her.

Ummm... or maybe not.

Sandra Lee's MEMOIR, Made From Scratch, is currently rocking the Amazon Bestseller's list (memoir category) at #57... right above Little Heathens: Hard Times and High Spirits on an Iowa Farm During the Great Depression and Save Me from Myself: How I Found God, Quit Korn, Kicked Drugs, and Lived to Tell My Story. Two very befitting titles to be surrounded by, I think.

(She's #1,234 overall)

Despite this less-than-stellar number, Aunt Sandy's been doing her best to promote the book. Here she is at a recent book premiere party in NYC.




So professional, that Sandra Lee is looking! All black and not a bottle of booze in sight.




That youthful, line-free face with the casually swept back hair on the cover seems to be a bit of an electronic embellishment, when compared to the real mug.


Note to Aunt Sandy: Next time you put a photoshopped pic of yourself on a book, don't hold said book right next to your non-photoshopped face.


Or you can just stand next to Larry King and try to look young.


There aren't any recipes in the book, Larry! ;-) It's a memoir. Oh well.

[Photos via Wireimage]

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[Callisto in NC]

While I attempt to understand the odd fascination you have with putting this woman down, photoshopping is an industry wide standard for book jackets. She, like many woman, likely had no control ~ ask Faith Hill about a recent cover spread of her. Maybe you should try smiling that wide, no matter what your age, and see if the same lines don't appear.

[Food Network Fan]

This is the feed from Food Network Addict, I don't know if they will read your reply.

[isilzha]

You could probably paste it in direct reply to their post.

[Callisto in NC]

This is the feed from Food Network Addict, I don't know if they will read your reply.

So he just posts the crap and never reads the replies? Sad.

[Food Network Fan]

No I added the feed because that blog stays updated pretty regularly. There are a few feeds here from other sites. Tyler Florence has a blog with a feed on aol so I set it up to post here whenever they add new content. It posts it automatically.

[Food Network Fan]

You could probably paste it in direct reply to their post.

That's true they have a comment section on the blog page at the link.